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i saw life turn into a tv show.
stress has just been added.
Created on 2007-05-12 04:53:19 (#12925894), last updated 2009-11-01
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Basic Info| Name: | squidward's blatant lack of pantalones. |
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| Birthdate: | 1992-12-16 |
| Location: | Panama City Beach, Florida, United States |
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| alexx . sixteen . floridian . life revolves around tropical fruit . fails at photoshop . likes foreign languages . for the love of guitar hero . prays at the alter of coconuts . been called ambiguous in conversation . makes up words . really nice in a completely assy way . obviously a walking oxymoron . sucker for black and white photography . sagittarius . year of the monkey, thanks very much . indecisive . easily obsessed . thick skinned . has a huge love of physics and quantum mechanics . girl crushing on elizabeth mitchell for eternity, ngl . fails at spelling . endorsing physic-o's with pedo!dan and my constant, heartoutofstone . a firecracker, apparently . studying biology/marine biology . lover of juliet and s/j, in case you had not yet noticed . condones the abuse of capslock, especially when in keyboard smashing finger spazz-out form → the kirk to my spock → the bendiana to my forkepert & the innocence to my pedo!bear alpert → the becky to my liz → the sawyer to my juliet → the juliet to my nuke → the kate to my juliet → the juliet to my jack → the craisins to my salad "Sigh. Sawyer/Kate will just be mean pain for everyone involved. Plus, won't anyone think of the children? By that I mean, any children of Juliet and Sawyer would combine her magnificent aim with his propensity for attacking without warning. They'd be lethal. Why am I to be deprived of my Suliet Commando Babies???" -- tze on the eonline comment forum | » icons » sawyer_juliet » lockes » sulietstillness » awards » jb moodtheme » profile banner » layout css » profile layout |
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30 rock, 4815162342, absolutely fabulous, amy adams, antagonists, arrested development., asldjgjl;aflkijld, australia, awesome, bamfs, beaches, being awesome, ben linus, ben/juliet, betty white, biology, blowing up hydrogen bombs, booze, brandon flowers, capslock(e), captain morgan, cars like punk rock, ceasar salad, chelsea handler, chris pine, cliff diving, coconuts, comment parties, commscomingoutthewazoo, creed bratton, crime scene cleanup, csi, cursing out hydrogen bombs, daniel faraday, dick alpert, dwight k schrute, dwight/angela, elizabeth mitchell, evangeline lilly, fanmixes, firecrackers, fish, forensics, fran drescher, friends, futurama, geology, green tea, grey's anatomy, guitar hero, heath ledger, helena bonham carter, horror, house md, house/cameron, iconing, interpol, islands, jack/juliet, jack/liz, jackson rathbone, james 'sawyer' ford, jazz hands, jeff dunham, jenna fischer, jensen ackles, jeremy davies, jim halpert, jim/pam, jk, joan rivers, joey/rachel, john krasinski, josh holloway, juliet burke, juliet pwned the swan, kathy griffin, keyboard smashing finger spasms, life on mars, lost, marine biology, mark/lexie, matthew fox, matzo ball soup, max/fran, medicine, meteorology, multitasking, music, national geographic, new zealand, nicole kidman, niles/cc, ocean, omgwtfbbq, pam beesly, paradoxes, parkour, patsy stone, paul rudd, photoshop, physics, pink floyd, quantum physics, radically gnarly thingymabobers, radiohead, rain, reefs, rick rolls, rum, sailing, sandra bullock, sarcasm, sarcastic blonde bamfs, saw, sawyer/juliet, scuba, seducing with chicken tetrazzini, shawnee smith, shia leboeuf, simon cowell, snark, space/time continuum, spirit fingers, spongebob, stanley kubrick, stfu about swine flu, suliet, surfing, surgery, symmetry, tea, the bravery, the hatch, the hbic herself, the joker, the killers, the nanny, the office, the shins, the soup, the word absolutely, time travel, tina fey, tropical fruit, u2, v, wakeboarding, water, winning at life
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